If You Were a Chipmunk
The following “story” was written the veritable “zombie” as just belittlement of the “celebrated” Hugo nominated “science fiction story” “If You Were a Dinosaur, My Love.” It is, in all...
View ArticleNorwegian mind controlled space pirate cannibal rapists?
An old article by your humble author seems to have become the talk of several Reddit discussions. Hilarity ensues… Tweet
View ArticleSocial Justice is Powered by… Magic?!
Being a Social Justice Warrior is hard work! What better way to show the world you are serious then power-up with magical potions! Just in case you were wondering: RED HEALTH There’s no...
View ArticleMAD for Clintons New Logo
MAD magazine has yet again proved to offer equal opportunity snark. Hillary and Bill Clinton Unveil New Logos http://t.co/nO4SIvI4MZ pic.twitter.com/pod5RjDpIl — MAD Magazine (@MADmagazine) April...
View ArticleSpecial Little Otherkin Snowflakes: Shot & Chaser
Otherkin: Are they just special little snowflakes, mentally ill, or both? Shot: Chaser: Sadly, the answer is probably both. Tweet
View ArticleThe Ultimate in #MarriageEquality: Celebrating Trans-Species Love
Since chromosomes have become irrelevant when it comes to gender, marriage, and even biological sex itself, how could anything but irrational animus explain why trans-species weddings aren’t...
View ArticleIf You Need a Lizard to Describe Your Sexuality…
Because describing your sexuality with unicorns and dragons is just too normal, you can now describe it with… lizards and other reptiles and amphibians… Well, who says they can’t be both a...
View ArticleI’m a Trans Girl Post-Teenage Space Princess, DAD!
Apparently, the world’s greatest expert on gender and “trans”-ness is a dude, who may or may not be a teenager —who thinks he is a chick and believes himself to be a princess from another...
View ArticleTed Cruz Is Not The Zodiac Killer
Is Ted Cruz the Zodiac Killer? 38% of Florida voters sure think so. Why? Because “Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer” has become a meme due to a CPAC speech he gave: “Several reports say the...
View ArticleFeminists Will Save Society With The Power Of Witchcraft
Considering that the Tumblr Witches feel confident to take on Donald Trump, there is nothing they can’t do! Case in point: They will use the literal spiritual magic of Feminism to save...
View ArticleI, For One, Welcome Our New Dark Lord
Overgrown alcoholic Oompa-Loompa (and former House Speaker) John Boehner declared Ted Cruz to be Lucifer himself, as well as announcing he was texting BFF’s with Donald. Cruz, of course,...
View ArticleMeanwhile, At The Nevada Democratic Convention
Looks like Bernie and Hillary supporters aren’t getting along so well… November is gonna be… interesting. Update: An explanation for some of the shenanigans that went on at the Nevada...
View ArticleWitches Feel The Bern
Nothing quite says “mainstream support” like holding a political rally involving… Wiccan rituals! “Attending a rally for Bernie Sanders usually involves long lines and security screenings, but...
View ArticleFear And Loathing At the Nevada Democratic Convention
The chaos that erupted at the Nevada Democratic Convention has already been noted for outright violence. Bernie Sanders supporters claimed that many of their delegates were denied entry, and that...
View ArticleOppressed Academics vs. the American Chimera: A Progressive Parable
The pre-determined truth of the academic Left is that Western Civilization is evil, and thus “Whiteness, Patriarchy, and Capitalism”. The goal of the academic Left is not to seek out the truth,...
View ArticleWitch Degentrification
Wanting to keep urban s**tholes at urban s**tholes is the epitome of “Social Justice”, especially for pasty White people. Invoking witchcraft to invoke a “protective spell” over that urban...
View ArticleFeminists, Have a Cigar
Blithely talking about “depopulating” and then “repopulating” whilst replacing the underlying ideologies may seem what an academic claims is the view of some eeevil White colonialist, but in fact...
View ArticleFederal Government to Fund Creation of Catgirls
The National Institute of Health planning to lift its moratorium on funding that could lead to the development of catgirls: “The federal government announced plans Thursday to lift a moratorium on...
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